NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.
I SEE THESE ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT BUGS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
IT EVEN DOES THE THING
Fun fact: These are apparently bacteria on your eye that you see when you’re focused enough, just like seeing them under a microscope!
And they said we couldn’t see microbes with the naked eye.
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you are forgiven."
Florida State University AcaBelles - Royals
OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…